Hello to all my strawberry sauce pannacottas, how are you? I hope you went to vote because it’s important, at least I hope you went to vote, but not for certain candidates. But let’s put those political stories aside for a moment to focus on things almost as important as the champions of the week, this extraordinary news we find partly every week thanks to @well namedsomeone who reads a lot of the press and sleeps only three hours a month.
1. How to Kill Your Husband Author Was Tried for Killing Her Husband
Topito analysis: She wrote a bestseller long before she actually killed her husband in 2018, and most recently went to trial. Sad story, but we almost want to say that it had a little warning at the end.
2. They come to the wedding with their children, who were not invited, the bride and groom send them an invoice
Topito analysis: Normal. Frankly normal. Do they come with uninvited people and expect everything to go away on its own? If we skip this, what’s the next step? Some people can take two plates of cake? There are people who really don’t respect anything.
3. Pyrenees-Eastern. He forgets the handbrake, his car ends up in trees 6 meters high.
Topito analysis: Gaffe or revolutionary anti-theft technology? Doubt is allowed. In the meantime, it is practical not to look for a place for an hour, even if I admit that starting a six-meter tree is not something you will learn during clearance.
4. McDonalds releases iconic sauce after years away: US riots
Topito analysis: It’s really only in the United States that something like this can happen, riots for the sauce, how they want us to respect them with such a history. Then let’s not lie to each other, Szechuan sauce is good. Really good.
5. Ile-et-Vilain. He steals 229 bottles of alcohol… and a pack of surimi.
Topito analysis: When you drink so much, you need to dry off if you want to continue like this. On the other hand, if we make a ratio of 229 bottles to a pack of surimi, I will not hide from you that, without being an expert, there is a chance that it will not be enough in terms of food.
6. Badly translated tattoo: a scourge that leaks a lot of ink
Topito analysis: The poor client did realize after fifteen years that his two-Chinese character tattoo didn’t mean “Love and freedom” but “I like poop”, which doesn’t have the same meaning at all. It’s a shame.
7. A horse breaks into a supermarket in Italy and becomes a social media star.
Topito analysis: Sometimes it doesn’t take long to smash the screen and become a star, and this horse has experienced it firsthand. And at the same time, it makes sense, as this is one of the rare occasions when you see a live horse in a mall, you usually find it in a frozen lasagne.
8 Sweden: Supreme Court Judge Convicted of Stealing Ham and Dumplings
Topito analysis: Are you trying to make me believe that with her Supreme Court justice salary, she couldn’t afford a piece of ham and meatballs? But where will the madness of the people stop when those who are supposed to enforce the law break it at all costs? Sad world, my dumplings hurt.
SourcePhoto 9Lidl: An employee fired for eating an expired store cake
Topito analysis: Frankly, this is abuse, an expired cake is normal, it doesn’t matter. After nineteen years of experience, we expected a little more indulgence. Subsequently, if that happens, she was super-leased, by the way, and the cake trick was a bogus excuse.
10. This pseudo-doctor will practice for 3 years with BTS in property management just to get his diploma.
Topito analysis: We can quickly judge her and tell ourselves that she is being abused, but if we look at it a little closer, we still have someone who has managed to hold onto a lie for three years, and three years is a long time. And then maybe in BTS property management we teach them the basics of medicine with an option, we don’t know.
Come on, looking forward to next week, we wish you a good Sunday in the first round of elections and advise you to go see you of the week, it’s always nice.